Hairy downstairs anyone?

Well this is just great.
I have finally gotten a phone call from the guy I’m meant to be shooting with this month or next? (I can’t remember I’ve been booked too much work!) And he sounds lovely.
Only downside is, I have to have a hairy crotch for the film.
Bloody great.
I wonder does anyone actually like that anymore?
I really feel sorry for the boyfriend now, poor thing having to put up with that!
I mean the film sounds like good fun. Victorian themed, me a virgin, the guy a vicar. Something a little different I guess.
Best of all, no lines to learn!
Will keep you updated on my upcoming shenanigans.