Well yesterday I went to London for the day to get my cert and for a spot of shopping. Whilst I was there, who did …
Cum and Take Part…
My Gentlemen’s Relish episode is now out on the TVX channel and is the full, hardcore version.You can also now apply to take part in …
Why I Bum…Sasha Grey
Today I have been mostly bumming, Sasha Grey lol.I did love the Fast Show.I bum Sasha Grey because:– She is drop dead gorgeous– She knows …
A free pass and a funny blog.
Just a short update today to tell you how I got a free pass to a porno site!Hehe…go me.Now I can watch myself being naughty, …
An English Rose…
My episode of Gentlemen’s relish is out tomorrow where I am a virginal English rose getting tutored by my uncle. Soon enough I’m getting taught …
PG Porn
Well I have spent a day indoors…again.I am still feeling rubbish so I have been browsing rubbish on the internet and also playing Sam and …
Quick Update.
Yay, well I have just been cheered up as I just checked my post and what do I find but a copy of my Gentlemen’s …
A quiet day in…
Well I am feeling very ill today.I am sitting in front of my computer feeling sorry for myself with a Lemsip watching The Truman Show.I …
Why I Bum…Television X
I have decided that every Sunday I am going to bore you with why I bum various people/items/films/animals/trees…lol.I figured that Mr Steele over at Club …
Real Orgasm Shoot
I had a brilliant shoot today for the real orgasms website where I got to play with naughty toys to make myself come! I also …