Do you want to have hours of fun getting slimed and gunged with me?

I LOVE getting messy with you!

Custard, cream, pies and syrup, combine them all over my clothes and body to make a delightful slippery mess! I’m a lover of mess, gunge and splashing around in the dunk tank.


I do not offer any other kind of sexual meet as I only do what I enjoy and what I enjoy is smiling, silly, messy fun so if that’s what your after, you’ve found the right place.

What do you offer?

I am happy to partake in many types of messy play; be that messy fun and games with forfeits, humiliation with mess, head dunking, gunge tank fun, water play and more! You’re welcome to contact me with any of your messy ideas and I am sure we can work something out to make for a fabulous session.

I can splosh alone or with buddies as I know a number of fun and sexy ladies who like to get custard in their pants!

Clothing & Travel

I have a selection of fun and sexy sploshing outfits which I am sure you will enjoy but if you have something specific in mind, please feel free to let me know and I will see what I can do!

For costumes and specific outfits, you will need to provide this or send me a gift card to purchase it in advance for you. You are welcome to take them away with you at the end of the session. If you would like to purchase any of the clothing from our session then please let me know and I can let you know a price.

I am based on the Sussex coast so sessions should ideally be within 1 hour of Chichester. I am also happy to travel to London, Surrey, West Sussex, Hampshire or Dorset with travel expenses paid. If you have a venue you would love to use which is outside of these locations, I am happy to do these for 2 hour sessions or more with travel expenses paid.

I offer Outcalls only.

Deposits & Safety

To ensure I’m in a safe, comfortable environment, I do request all first time bookings supply me with a mobile number and a copy of your ID such as a passport or driving licence.
Please let me know if you’ve attended any other messy sessions before with their name and website or social media links so that I may contact them for a reference. Sessions will need to be booked at either a studio or a hotel. If you have never had a session before, bookings will be limited to a number of suggested venues.

All sessions will only be confirmed with the payment of a £50 deposit (payment details will be provided). This is to ensure the costs of supplies and arrangements can be covered in the event of a cancellation. Deposits must be paid 24 hours prior to your booking or your booking will be cancelled. Deposits will be kept in the case of a cancelled booking.

Fees & Extra Costs

Messy Session Fees1 hour2 hours3 hours +
Fully Clothed£125£250Contact me for fees
Nude£150£300Contact me for fees

You will also need to supply all of the mess for the session and pay for the venue costs.


Filming the session:
Private Use ONLY is £50 to film unedited or £80 edited.
*Filming Offer* For £25 you can have the edited video for my and your public use.

Studio hire:
I also have use of a discrete studio which specialises in private sessions during the weekends near Weston Super Mare. They prepare everything for you and supply all the mess and even film it if you want as well. Studio hire starts at £180 for two hours. If interested in this, please let me know and we can arrange a booking.


Most importantly, let’s make sure we have plenty of fun whilst we’re at it! 😀

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